A Pinata, Butterflies, and Godzilla Walk into a Bar

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Saturday, April 28 - you might have noticed we were fairly lazy the previous evening. We’d make up for it this day with several events. But not right away. First, after slowly getting up at about 8:15, I took Giles for a run-walk to the field behind the tech school up Lawrenceville Highway from the CVS: his favorite place in the world. I walked him back the long way to get him good and worn out, then I got cleaned up and settled in to read for a bit. As Becky went out to run some errands I watched some recordings of TED Talks off of the DVR, including the Phil Plait one on asteroid strikes. I started my laundry, made myself some lunch, and then ate while watching Rango off of the Wii Netflix stream with Becky.

When the movie finished we elected to drive on up to the Super H Mart up on Peachtree near the Perimeter. They have a wide selection of Turing-compatible toilets:


Bidet

I’m sorry: Turing-compatible bidets.

We found pretty much everything we were looking for after some searching, including a slice of fresh jackfruit. More on that later. Most important – and rather unlikely – among our haul was a big, red burro pinata for $10:


Grocery Shopping

We named him El Burro Feliz and decided that we would fill him with candy and bust him open at Becky’s birthday party in a week’s time from then. So there you go: at least in the week leading up to Cinco de Mayo, it’s possible to get a pinata at a Korean grocer. Good to know.

We decided to drive along Peachtree on the way back so we could stop at one of the more elaborately-decorated antique stores in Dunwoody. Among the more unlikely stuff in their front yard is an old McDonald’s play set:


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Poor Officer Big Mac has seen better days, I suspect:


Jon and Mayor McCheese

Plus there was this… thing:


Unidentified yet familiar tree

“Hi kids! I’ll hug you in my branches FOREVER! A-hyuk!”

The inside was positively cluttered, forming near-endless tiny alleyways around stacks of overpriced antiques. Sure, something in there might be a steal, but we couldn’t find anything we’d pay the list price for. Maybe one’s supposed to haggle? Who knows. I was a fan of this chemistry set, featuring a silhouette of a father and son worshiping their mighty Erlenmeyer flask god, though:


Father and son gazing off into the chemistry horizon

I wasn’t so fond of the severed head of Ronald McDonald:


Severed head of Ronald

I lost track of Becky somewhere among the rivulets of old junk, and I headed outside to wait for her. But she was playing a trick on me! Surprise!


Yard Tubs

She was just taking a yard-bath!

When we got back home Becky took a nap and I lied down on the couch to rest some myself while watching some show about Star Trek hosted by mid-90s Shatner off of the DVR. Something decent enough to dose off to. After resting enough to feel a bit refreshed I made use of myself by vacuuming the carpet and the couch (so full of dog hair). When Becky got up we watched most of Shrek Forever After, followed by some of the Dinotopia mini-series. I can see having liked it when I was in high school (were I four years younger, that is, since it was released in 2002), but it just seemed hokey and contrived to me then. Becky, too. So, we had to give up on it. Worth a shot, though.

By that time it was drawing close to 6:30 and so we headed on out to Manuel’s Tavern for the first-ever Science Tavern event we’d gone to (aside from that horrible mistake that was going to the Carapace crossover one… whoof). We’d been to a couple of Skeptics in the Pub ones, but the Science one has a bit wider (altough strongly overlapping) crowd. This one was a talk from an Emory researcher on the eating habits of monarch butterflies attempting to ward off passing on parasites to their brood. It was actually quite interesting and we learned a good deal about the little suckers. We were glad we went.

But wait! We weren’t done yet! After a brief jaunt down to Zesto in L5 for some ice cream we returned up just a block from Manuel’s to the Plaza Theatre, getting there just in time for the Silver Scream Spook Show production of Godzilla vs. Megalon, aka FUNKY 70S GOJIRA with swinging bachelors living together who are TOTALLY NOT GAY and also have some kid. Maybe it would have made more sense if I was sober when I saw it. Doubtful.


Godzilla

At any rate, it was a good time as always, and we headed out in time to get back home right around midnight. We relaxed for a bit and played with Giles to make him feel better for leaving him all alone all evening, then we headed on to bed. A very good Saturday.

Sunday, April 29 - I slowly woke up at about 8:30, then lazed about and read in bed until Becky declared it was high time we got up to go get groceries. After returning and putting them away I made myself a frozen pizza for lunch, which I sat down to eat while watching some more TED Talks, including one from John Hodgman and one lengthy one from VS Ramachandran. AND HIS AXE! Wait, no, he just sounds like John Rhys-Davies. My mistake. After that I watched some of Robin Hood: Men in Tights off of the DVR at least until the recording crapped out. Feh. I read for a bit instead, then helped Becky to try to cut up the jackfruit:


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The results were less-than-optimal. It wasn’t ripe enough yet, but I don’t know how one properly ripens a jackfruit. Plus it was sticky as all hell. Like, worse than wood glue. The sticky mess took forever to clean off of the cleaver I used, too. Clearly I was doing something wrong.

I took a nap after that, then I put on a NOVA about the Sun. After that ended Becky put on some more Dinotopia in the hopes we’d grow more fond of it. Sadly, it just didn’t seem to be working out. So, after I returned from getting us some Little Caesar’s for dinner, we elected to put on a show off of the Wii Netflix stream about White House photographers instead. When that ended we watched Obama’s White House Press Correspondant’s Dinner speech (dude came out swinging this year), then a quite-interesting PBS Nature about wolves and other wildlife in the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Worth watching if you ever find it on. We followed it with an old Twilight Zone and some Flip the Frog off of Netflix streaming before retiring to bed to watch some Futurama before going to sleep. A good weekend in lovely weather to wind out April.

Prep Work

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Monday, April 23 - not exactly the best start to the week ever. I awoke to find that Giles had taken it upon himself to chew up the pillow we’d tried our best to prevent him from chewing up. While I was occupied getting stuffing off the floor he peed all over the place – out of nerves, I think – as well. So that was fun.

Work wasn’t much better. Paul was in the OR that morning and so wasn’t available. The previous week he’d off-handedly mentioned to me how, in addition to our new student, I might have to help out one other student. Like, no big deal. Turns out that student worked in a lab where the PI was out for the week and where the lab manager didn’t get in until damn near lunch time, and so she had no contacts for several hours, save for me. Oh, and she hadn’t yet begun her certification process. The one, you might recall, that takes on average a week and a half to complete. Of course, while our student had done much of hers ahead of time, she was hardly finished with it. Plus, through no fault of her own, the VA’s laughably out-of-date system had decided to banish all record of her doing one of the more cumbersome trainings. So all of that was stuff I had to take care of that morning. With both our computers being used in the lab and one of the two of them hitting upon another snag almost as if on queue, I had very little time to sit down and relax for the rest of the morning. I had a headache by lunch time. But at least the worst of it was over.

I had planned on doing a rat anesthesia experiment that morning. Clearly that didn’t happen. I had time to do one in the afternoon, though, which allowed me some time to relax. That done, I took a 3-day blood sample from one I did on the previous Friday, then I took the 2-hour bleed from the rat I’d given anesthesia that day. I spun down the blood, then I returned to the lab to sit down to finish work on the trip planner for Day 4 of our up-coming Southwest road trip. I worked on the Day 5 planner some after that, then I read until it was time to head out to pick up Becky at 20 of 5 and to head on home.

It was pleasantly (unseasonably) cool out that afternoon, so I was able to run a solid 4.4 miles, the farthest I’d gone in some time. When I got home and cleaned up I had some of the ham from Harry and David that my mom had sent us for Easter. Becky had cooked it up along with some potatoes au gratin. We ate while watching the final Frozen Planet: the one actually narrated by David Attenborough, on sea ice loss. I don’t need to tell you it was by far the best hour of that series, at least from what we saw. We followed it up with some of the new HBO comedy Veep – the one starring Julia Louis Dreyfus. Meh. Lots of f-bombs, not a lot of humor. Since it seemed like it was to Washington what 30 Rock is to New York we gave it a shot, but it just didn’t do it for us. Ohw ell.

We turned it off in favor of Jeopardy!, followed by a Future is Wild, featuring weird baboon-iforms:


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The future sure is ugly. We put on some old Twilight Zone after that, then we read for a bit and headed on to bed for the night.

Tuesday, April 24 - a busy Tuesday, since I’d have to do two rat experiments in order to make up for only having done one the previous day. I walked Giles and got into work as usual, then I got straight down to business. While it was going and I walked back to the lab to spin down the blood sample from induction that I’d taken, I received some more oxygen tanks I’d ordered: just in time. The rest of the experiment went fairly well and I emerged the rat and took the two-hour blood sample just in time to finish spinning it down right at lunch time. In the afternoon I repeated the process on another rat – the fourth and final one for the study. This all went fairly according to plan, except that it emerged a bit sooner than I’d expected. Not a huge deal: it just gave me some time to read. It wasn’t the only one in the study to emerge quickly, so maybe the blood sampling was causing them to wake up sooner. That, or maybe, as Krtko demonstrates, it’s just the season for rodents to be lively:


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Moscow Mouse sure is happy to see Krtko!

I spun down the remaining blood samples, then I wrote out a draft of the trip pack for Day 6 of our journey. That done, I printed out the Day 3 pack, shared the Day 4 trip pack with Becky so she could edit it that evening, then headed on out to meet Becky. I wasn’t feeling up to a run and she was pretty tired, too, so I let her rest while I took Giles for a 2.4-mile run-walk. It’s a lot more exhausting than just going for a jog since he’s prone to dogging all over the place, but it accomplished the tasks of giving me and him both exercise at the same time.

I settled in to have some leftover ham and potatoes for dinner, which I enjoyed while watching the previous night’s Daily Show and Colbert. By that point it was about 7:15 and so time for us to head on out to Tijuana Garage for Trivia Night. We had a good time despite coming in third place. When we got back around 10 of 10 we discovered Giles had torn up some plastic bags. It was a fairly Bad Dog thing to do but not his worst, so we only lightly chided him while cleaning it up. That all done, we headed on to bed for the night.

Wednesday, April 25 - the new student was gone for the rest of the week and so I had (what would turn out to be among the last for some time) three days of quiet solitude in which to do my own thing. I read for a bit, then I wrote out an entry and posted it. After reading some more and getting lunch I banged out another entry, saving it to be posted the next day. I then switched gears to trip panning, finishing the Day 5 trip pack, working on the one for Day 6, and making up a rough draft for Day 7. I printed the finalized version of Day 4′s planner and then I sent out that copy of Day 5 to be edited by Becky. I read for a bit to wind down the afternoon, then I headed on out to pick up Becky at the normal time en route to the gym.

At home Becky and I combined our efforts to make some damned fantastic bacon-apple-and cheese sandwiches for dinner. I cooked the bacon while she walked Giles, then she made the rest of the sandwiches. We ate them while watching the Daily Show and Jeopardy!, then I took another whack at cleaning the dishes. I mention this particularly because that damned ham dish still wasn’t clean. The caramelized sugars burnt onto it took for-freaking-ever to come off. So maybe we’ll use some foil or something next time we make a ham roast.

I settled back in after giving up on battling with the Pyrex dish for another evening to watch Jeopardy! with Becky, followed by a Metalocalypse, then the new Mad Men from the previous Sunday. When that ended we retired for the evening.

Thursday, April 26 - after walking Giles and getting to work I called Stone Mountain Toyota to make an appointment to get the Prius serviced for 120k the following Tuesday, in anticipation of our trip. I read my overnight Internets after that, then I got to work on the trip packs, finishing the one for Day 6 and working some on Day 7 until it was time for lunch. After eating I decided to make myself useful and so I took the 3-day blood sample from the rat anesthetized on Monday. After I spun that down and put it in the freezer I returned to trip planning, making a draft of Day 8, printing out Day 5, then sending the pack for Day 6 to Becky for approval. After a break to read for a while I finished out Day 7′s trip pack, then I read a bit more until Becky called to be picked up at 4:30.

We skipped going to the gym and instead headed on home to make some more bacon-apple-cheese sandwiches, along with the leftover KFC we had from the previous Sunday. After eating I headed out to CVS to get Becky some Claritin for a minor poison ivy outbreak she had on her arm. While I was gone she tried to use some Fair and Handsome she’d picked up at the Indian goods store:


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See how handsome it’ll make you?


So handsome

It’s even got a helpful Fastometer, right on the box!


Demonstration of the Fastometer

Other cultures are funny.

We settled in and watched the Daily Show and Colbert, then a show called Fearless Planet that, contrary to its name, was actually pretty good and not pseudoscientific: it was all about the geological history of the Earth. Not bad. We tried to watch some Adventure Time after that, but the DVR had screwed up and so we only got a few minutes in. Duke of Nuts to that! We put on Jeopardy! instead, then we read and relaxed for a while. After that we watched the new Mythbusters from Sunday, then some Mr. Ed off of the Wii Netflix stream before going on to bed for the night.

Friday, April 27 - a straightforward day. I got into work as usual to read my blogs for a bit, then I took the 3-day blood sample from the rat I’d anesthetized Tuesday morning. That done, I worked on the trip pack for Day 8 up until lunch time. When I returned to the lab after eating I received the intralipid solvent we’d ordered as a negative control for our propofol studies, then I went back into the animal facility to draw the 3-day blood sample from the fourth and final rat. While that spun down I ordered some extra-small gloves for Brittany, then I worked on a draft of the Day 9 planner. I returned to the animal facility to wean out a fresh batch of pups after that, then I had just enough time to print out the Day 6 trip pack and to share Day 7 with Becky before I left to go meet her and to head on home.

I picked us up some Fellini’s for dinner, along with some booze in anticipation of the party we’d have for her birthday 8 days from then. We ate while watching the Daily Show and Colbert, followed by a PBS Nature special on jungles. We put on Jeopardy! after that, then some Mr. Ed while I looked (without positive results, I might add) for a mariachi band for us to see in Albuquerque the night we’d be there. We put on some House after that, followed by some properly-recorded Adventure Time. When that ended we headed on to bed to get a jump-start on the weekend.

Rennaisance Festival, Spontaneous Bowling, and Disc Dogs

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Saturday, April 21 - I awoke at about 8:30, read for a little bit in bed, and then got myself up to get dressed and to get us some bagels from Einstein’s for breakfast. From there Becky and I headed on down I-85 South for about 30 miles to Fairburn, GA, arriving at our destination at about 11:15. Just where were we going that we went OTP on a Saturday morning? Hmm, let’s see:


The kids were terrible at maypole

Kids pretending to enjoy dancing around a maypole…


Utilikilt Quartet

Hirsute guys dressed like pirates in Utilikilts…


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People dressed up in what could loosely be considered period garb watching guys on horses… ah! We must be at the Georgia Rennaisance Festival! You see, about a month or so back the trivia master at Tijuana Garage plunked a bunch of vouchers on our table (what on account of us being so good looking, I presume) for Fernbank and for the Renn Faire. Becky and I had been to Fernbank recently and no one took the free passes to the Renn Faire, so I snagged a couple for Becky and me and we chose a weekend to go. That day had arrived and so, for the much-more-reasonable cost of $0 total instead of $40 total, Becky and I went on this day in question.

Things were still ramping up as we got there, and one of the only things to draw a crowd then was, of course, the first joust of the day:


Joust

It’s no Medieval Times, but hey, it’s fun for the kids. After watching it for a bit we walked on up the hill to the petting zoo, whereupon Becky saw a duck with a hairpiece:


Handsome Duck

…as well as a sign that sort of boggled our minds:


Don't Do this

Man, sheep are stupid. One would hope that anyone of the mind to feed dirt or sawdust to a sheep would be too young to read that sign, but I suppose on rare occasions I can be accused of putting too much faith in humanity.

Anyway, we were hanging around there to see their sheepdog demo:


Sheep herding

The dog seemed to be having a ball, but the guy running it didn’t seem all that enthusiastic. Maybe it was because there was hardly any crowd (they made zero announcement it was going to happen, a stark contrast to the 10-15 minutes of loud yelling, chanting, and heckling every other show did in the lead-up to the performance), but more likely it was because that particular day was bring-your-pet day, and there were any number of dogs (mostly small, but some big ones) being led about the place, providing more distraction for the sheep dogs than the guy probably entirely cared for. That or maybe he just had a hangover. Who knows.

Of course it wouldn’t be a Renn Faire without any number of Old Timey Carnival Games:


Tit Mouse

I didn’t test my strength, but later I did try out the “drench the wench” dunk tank, only to discover the reason it was so hard was that the balls were weighted unevenly, making them fly off at odd angles. Oh well. Worth a shot.

The next thing we wanted to go to was the birds of prey show at 12:15, but as it was barely noon we decided to sit down for the Mud Show for a bit. Which was a mistake, as the two guys in it – both of whom were either over-served or were not entirely normal in the head – heckled much of the crowd as they tried to get more people to join the audience. It was pretty uncomfortable, really. Becky sneaked away at a point when their attention was off of her and, a couple of minutes later, I crawled out as they finally started the show. Whoof. No more trying to sit down somewhere to pass a few minutes, apparently.

The birds of prey show didn’t disappoint, though it was already in progress when we arrived. They were also wary of the little, tasty dogs running about, but I think the guy running the show – who had all the demeanor of the Creepy Older Uncle Who Is Probably a Tea Partier – wasn’t as worried about that and was more worried about his birds not flying away after having had a good meal of chihuahua. The birds showed us how handsome they all were, though:


Vulture preaching to the masses

Apparently vultures do that not as a sexual display, but as a way of scorching the microbes from the nasty shit they eat off of their wings. The moar you know, I suppose.

From there we wandered about until we settled upon a place to sit down and get a snack. Becky had some bread pudding and ice cream and I got ye olde buffalo chicken calzone and a nice shandy, since it was much sunnier and warmer there than it was back at our house when we’d left. Fueled up for the afternoon, we wandered about some more. Becky came upon her spirit animal, the Chessephant:


Chess Elephant

Whereas I found the Poxlion:


Lion Pox

Poor Poxlion. He tries to be cool but his acne is so bad.

We settled in and watched the Tortuga Twins show. Odd, since there were three of them. It was funny in a way that was not entirely PG (which made me wonder what their “R-rated” show in the late afternoon was all about), but, again, we shouldn’t have sat down so soon, as the first solid 15 minutes of it was them trying to get more people to come see the show. Odd, since they didn’t pass the hat at the end. Part of the shtick, I suppose.

We wandered about some more after that to make sure we’d gotten our fill, then we headed on home, getting back at about 3 o’clock. Not bad for free, I have to say, and I’m quite glad we went.

I watched a Metalocalypse to wind down, then I took a nap. After that I watched some Future is Wild with Becky, then I swept up the floors so as to do something productive. After that Becky and I headed on up to Buford Highway to give Machu Picchu a try. It wasn’t as fancy-pants as the one back in Boston by the same name, but the food was still good and the service was much faster, so it was a winner in my book.

As we exited the restaurant I caught a neon sign out of the corner of my eye. “Is that a bowling alley?” I asked Becky. We walked down to it, through some stairs walled with a neon-faux-Jackson-Pollack design straight out of 1989, and, sure enough, there was a bowling alley. Not too busy, either. We played a round of Big Buck Hunter in the arcade together, then decided, what the hell, let’s bowl a couple of frames:


Bowling

It had been a long time since we’d been bowling – probably over two years – and so we were definitely rusty, but we gave it a shot:


Not yet cosmic

I should note that, apparently, “COSMIC BOWLING” starts at 8 PM on Saturdays, and as it was then about 7:30, our bowling was of the non-cosmic variety:


Bowling

I did manage to bowl 3 strikes in one game and still scored about an 80, though, which takes skill. Or something. But hey, cheap beer. I actually really kind of liked the place and I’m semi-seriously considering having at least part of my birthday there.

After two rounds we headed on home. I watched a TED Talk by Bill Gates on renewable energy recorded on the DVR, then we watched a NOVA on Typhoid Mary from Netflix. Typhoid Mary, of course, is best known for making her skull omelettes:


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She uses real skull!

After it ended we put on some more Future is Wild, then some Adventure Time. After that we watched some Futurama in bed and went on to sleep.

Sunday, April 22 - I awoke at about 8:30 to read for a bit in bed, much like the day before. This time, though, I made better use of myself in the morning by first going to get groceries with Becky, then by bringing Giles out to Target with me (he waited in the car) while I purchased us a new vacuum, as our old one appears to not be doing so much of the “picking up dirt” thing anymore. Becky mopped the floor while I was out with Giles, so when we got back it was dry and he could begin to get it dirty again.

I made myself a frozen pizza for lunch, then I sat down to eat while we watched the rest of that 3-hour historic Jesus miniseries we’d recorded on the DVR. When that ended we drove on down to Piedmont Park for the Dogwood Festival. Why would we go to arguably the biggest and most corporate of all of Atlanta’s far-too-numerous spring outdoor festivals? Why, for the disc dog competition, of course:


Disc Dogs

The wind was taking a lot of the frisbees in odd directions, and that made the entire thing a lot more difficult than it normally would be. The dogs tried their best, though:


Disc Dogs

…and Becky used the opportunity afforded by the bright sunshine to test the limit of the zoom on her camera:


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After the distance competition a couple of demonstrations were made of the “freestyle” performance:


Disc Dogs

You know, the whole dancing-with-the-dog and makin-it-rain-frisbees thing:


Disc Dogs

It was fun for a while, but I started to get a little sunburned, and so we headed back on home. I folded my laundry, trimmed my beard, and then went out to mow the front lawn and the left side of the back. After that I called my parents, then I put on a show about Saturn’s moon Titan on the DVR, which was actually more of a show about the Cassini-Huygens spacecraft and its history than the astrobiology behind the possibility of life on Titan, which is what the description led me to believe it was. Meh. Oh well.

I drove up to the KFC at Clairmont and Buford Highway and picked us up far too much food for dinner, which we made our best effort to eat while watching some of the Discovery show Life (tragically narrated by Oprah and not Attenborough, but we could get past it for a little while), specifically the episode on reptiles and amphibians. After that we watched a show called Creatures Inside Us on the microbiome and parasites. That did not dissapoint, fortunately. We followed it with a Future is Wild, then a Wallace and Gromit called The Wrong Trousers. When that ended we read for a while, put on some Futurama, and drifted off to sleep. It was a mundane work week leading up to it, but a pretty awesome weekend more than salvaged the week, I’d say.

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Grand Opening, Grand Closing

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Monday, April 16 - a pretty easy start to the week. I gave Giles his morning walk and then got into work to read a bit over coffee. I finished off the Day 1 trip planner for our Southwest trip coming up in May, then I worked some more on the planner for Day 2. After that I prepared to write a journal entry, ate lunch, then started work on that entry. At about 1 I took a break to actually be productive by helping the tech in the lab across the way where that BDNF ELISA was run the previous week to dissect some brains. Because I’m good at that sort of thing. That done, I finished up and posted that entry, then I read for a while more, then I got going on a draft of Day 3 for our trip. I finished that in time to receive some slides of tissue I’d submitted to be processed by the histology core the previous week justg before heading out to pick up Becky at about 20 of 5 en route to the gym.

We had some leftover Chinese for dinner, which we ate while watching the final episode of Terry Jones’ Medieval Lives, about kings. We tried to watch some of a show also hosted by the speech-impeded Python about Roman Gladiators that was tacked on as a bonus feature on the disc, but it just didn’t hold our interest and so we turned it off in favor of Jeopardy! and the rest of Dinner for Schmucks, which we’d only gotten about halfway through over the weekend. After that we watched a decent Frozen Planet on human settlements in the Arctic and Antarctic, then we put on an Adventure Time before heading on to bed for the night.

Tuesday, April 17 - as we left to go into work we noticed a wren’s nest perched on top of our (inoperable) garage door opener. I don’t have a picture of it, but Krtko thinks it looks like this:


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Apparently the bird requires his instruction to make her own nest. I think Krtko is a bit of a micro-manager.

Anyway, overall it was a good and quiet Tuesday. After reading for a bit I wrote out and posted a journal entry about the previous weekend, then I prepared our lab for yet another inspection walkthrough, number – what – 12 or so of the past 6 months. They sure do like to inspect things around here. I wasn’t around when they came through but I haven’t heard any bad news and so I’m assuming we checked out.

I read my blogs some more after that, then I went upstairs to eat my lunch. I decided that I’d best do something productive with my life in the afternoon, so I did a single rat experiment using our newer protocol. A good thing I only planned on doing one, as it took a long time to wake, even with all of our new measures. I still had just enough time after it fully recovered to finish out the Day 2 planner for our trip and to give a quick once-over of the Internet before leaving to pick up Becky, though.

After going to the gym again we came home to have some spaghetti for dinner, which we ate while watching the Daily Show and Colbert from the previous night. After that we watched the full, restored version of “The Cage” – the unaired pilot episode of the original Star Trek, so as to complete our run-through of the series before starting the movies. We followed that with that week’s Mad Men off of the DVR, and then some more Adventure Time before retiring for the night.

Wednesday, April 18 - I walked Giles in light rain (that we very much needed) and then headed on into work to meet with Paul in the morning. I quickly separated out a batch of weanlings and adjusted our census, then I started up an emergence experiment with Paul’s help. Much like the previous day, it took about 2 hours, taking me up to lunch time to finish it. I decided to forego doing another experiment that afternoon after discussing the results with Paul and coming up with a plan for another, smaller study. Instead, I read for a bit, then talked with Cari about ordering a new prothrombin ELISA kit for us in exchange for her charging some microscope time to our account. That done, I worked on the trip planner for Day 3, I watched some Vlogbrothers/Crash Course videos (if it came down to Twilight-like picking sides, I’d guess I’m on Team Hank, for what it’s worth), then I made a rough draft of a planner for Day 4. I printed out the finalized planer for Day 1, shared the copy of Day 2 with Becky over Google Docs for her approval, and then read until Becky was ready to be picked up.

I wasn’t quite feeling up to running that day and so I decided to be lazy and made myself some spaghetti for dinner without undergoing all that troublesome exercise. Becky and I watched the Daily Show and Colbert while eating as usual, then we put on some of a 3-part show about historic Jesus that we’d recorded on the DVR. We turned that off in time to put on Jeopardy!, which we followed with some Adventure Time. We relaxed for a while after that, then we put on the new Mythbusters from the previous Sunday. When that ended we read some and then went on to bed.

Thursday, April 19 - I got up, walked Giles, and got into work as usual to start the day by reading with my morning coffee. After that I spent the remainder of the morning painstakingly going through my lab notebook to make a 22-column master spreadsheet of notes and data from all of our propofol-based rat emergence studies to date. Mind numbing, but necessary, unfortunately. After eating my lunch I read for a bit more, then I finished out the trip planner for Day 3 of the Southwest trip. I worked on the planner for Day 4 some more after that, then I started work on one for Day 5, but I was interrupted by Paul coming up off of his shift in the OR to come sit down to meet with me to discuss the data so far and to plan the rest of the month. That all took right up until it was time for me to head out, so I wouldn’t be able to finish the rough draft of Day 5 until later.

At home I ran a decent 3.2 miles, then I heated up some leftover pizza for Becky and me to snack on to stave off hunger, as we’d be eating dinner later that night. We watched the Daily Show and Jeopardy!, then we headed on down to Avondale Estates for the last-ever Trivia Night at the Restaurant Formerly Known as James Joyce, where we also got our dinner. Our team won, but we had to give away the winnings as they were only redeemable at that soon-to-be-closed location. Oh well.

We got back home at about 10:30 (I will not miss how freaking long it takes that guy to go through the questions) to discover that Giles had done something… odd. He’d taken out bags of chips from the pantry (single-serving ones I put in my lunches), but hadn’t eaten any of them. And not one or two, but SIX bags. As if he knew he did something wrong, but then forgot and did it again… five more times. “OH NO I SCREWED UP ILL PUT IT BACK OH NO I DID IT AGAIN OH NO WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS OH NO.”

Oh, Dog. We watched an old-timey Superman cartoon with him off of Netflix streaming to let him calm down some, then we went on to bed.

Friday, April 20 - after walking Giles I got into work and heeded the reminder I’d left for myself to order some fresh oxygen tanks and some of the lipid vehicle used in the clinical emulsification of our propofol. After getting that out of the way I briefly met with Paul, then I started up on a rat emergence experiment, right at around 9:15. This one wouldn’t be for regular data, though, as I was collecting blood for serum for that prothrombin ELISA. One upon the rat reaching anesthesia, and one two hours later, upon which the rat emerged (no surprise there). I spun down the blood and got the perfusion cart ready to go for the afternoon, then I ran upstairs to shove my sandwich down my throat so as to not waste time in getting going for my 12-2 PM slot reserved in the necropsy room. I perfused the two rats on which I’d done successful experiments earlier in the week, and I collected some brain tissue for histology. That all finished up right around 2 PM as planned, so I had some time after that to finish out the draft of the planner for Day 5 and to read for a while before picking up Becky at 4 o’clock as we headed on up to Costco.

The Costco run was thankfully uneventful, and after getting back home and putting everything away I went back out to get us some Fellini’s for dinner. We ate while watching the Daily Show and Colbert, followed by an Adventure Time (running low on episodes we haven’t seen!) until Jeopardy! came on. At that point I decided to serve myself a not-too-large slice of that sizeable cheesecake from Harry and David my mom had sent us. I still felt ill afterward, though, and so I’ve since been trying to take it in tiny slivers. If I can make it halfway through I’ll call it good enough and I’ll let Becky take the rest to work with her.

As I groaned and held my stomach we watched some more historical Jesus show, then we put on one of Becky’s favorite shows, the fantastically-hokey Future is Wild: a fictional prognostication of what life will look like 5, 100, and 200 million years from now. It’s really entertaining, if not terribly feasible. When we had seen enough of it for one night, we turned it off and headed on to bed. Becky read me some Jorge el Curioso and we watched some Futurama off of my laptop before going to sleep.

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Magnetic Dogs

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Saturday, April 14 - I awoke at about 8:15, and laid in bed for a bit while Becky read a Spanish Curious George book, translating it into English for me as she went to try to hone her skills at learning the language. I read for a bit after that, then I finally got myself moving to go to the gym with Becky for a solid 50 minutes. Our cards didn’t give us access through the door but then the manager let us in. He didn’t say a word about our memberships being up for renewal so… I guess that’s not a pressing issue.

I made myself some leftover pizza from the previous night for lunch, then Becky and I watched some of a show about the Denisovians that we’d recorded on the DVR. Definitely full of speculation, but at least they copped to it. It’ll be interesting to see what discoveries are made in that field in the coming years. For right then, though, I decided I needed to take a dang nap, and so I did just that as Becky went out to run some errands. When she returned she took a lie down herself and I watched some of the TED Talk specials that aired on the Science Channel, then read for a little more. I roused Becky out of her slumber so that we could get going at around 5:30 to head out for the evening.

We decided to try the Taco Mac in Virginia Highlands for dinner. I had a hankerin’ for some good wings, but the Decatur Taco Mac – boisterous though its tap menu may be – has pretty awful service. On numerous occasions I’ve had to go out to try to track down our waiter or waitress there. I’m very happy to report that the Virginia Highlands location is much better, or at least was when we got there. Good, attentive service, and not super-crowded, despite it being only about half the size of the Decatur one. We even got a seat out on the patio. My only regret was ordering 10 wings and then a burrito, all of which was way too much food, even having split the wings with Becky. But hey, it’s not like I make a habit of over-eating.

From there we drove on down to L5 to go to a show at the Variety Playhouse. Much like we’d done for the Chris Hardwick/Nerdist show there 3 weeks earlier, I let Becky off as I found parking – around 7:15 for the 7:30 doors. The line was about the same length respective to when doors opened, too, except this time they actually opened on time. We got some good seats, then settled in and had a couple of drinks as we waited for the show. At about 8:30, Devotchka went on as the opener:


DeVotchka

The only other time I’d seen them was 7 years earlier at the Middle East Downstairs, opening for either The Walkmen or M. Ward (I can’t recall which, since I saw those shows close together in Spring of ’05 and they could have presumably opened for either one). They didn’t strike me as anything that special then, and they were a bit too heavy on the whole “gypsy” thing. This time they’d mellowed out to a much smoother sound, though, and were a lot more pleasant to listen to. So that was good.

We were unquestionably there to see the headliners, though, and that would be the Magnetic Fields:


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They’re one of those groups that’s had strikingly few lineup changes despite producing music that seems to be ridden with drama. I guess they’ve all just learned how to deal with Stephin Merritt, though:


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Who is, of course, the creative driving force behind the band and its numerous side-projects. And who was dressed for the occasion as a Boy Scout. He even related a story from earlier that day when he’d had a typically misanthropic encounter with a woman with a toddler messing with elevator buttons in his hotel while dressed like that, in which the lady thought he was a Cub Scout troop leader. He later slurred in his trademark rolling baritone, “Claudia says I look like a Communist dictator.” I thought he looked like a short, chubby, middle-aged gay man dressed like a Boy Scout. Isn’t that enough?

At least he tried to do something. Claudia… man, I mean, she’s a super-talented musician, but she looked like she’d just rolled out of bed to go get the mail:


Magnetic Fields

But hey, it’s the music that matters, right? And that didn’t disappoint. Now, it wasn’t the best set of theirs I’d seen, but then everyone says that every time they’d seen a band closer to when their Big Album was out. Plus, the last time I saw them was in Boston, which is more or less the home crowd for them (though they’ve long been based out of New York, they started in Boston and a lot of their oldest fans are old friends and acquaintances from there). But they pulled this one off with a good mix of old and new material. I can’t recall any particular highlights, but neither can I think up any times when I wished they’d just get on with it, so all in all it was pretty good, I’d say.

We left content and got home at about 11:30 to unwind and then to head on to bed.

Sunday, April 15 - I awoke at 8:15 but I really wasn’t feeling much like moving just quite yet. So, Becky read me some more Jorge el Curioso until we resolved to get up to go get some groceries. It hadn’t rained all week and so mowing the lawn wasn’t in the cards, so I didn’t have to worry about that. After putting away groceries, I was feeling quite hungry and so I made myself one of those English muffins my mom had sent us in the Harry and David gift-box, with some peanut butter and honey. We were thinking about heading out around noon to do something and so the idea was to have it to stave off hunger until a late lunch, but then Becky re-read the info on where we were headed and decided we didn’t need to leave until about 2 PM after all. So, instead I gassed up and washed the car, then I made myself half of a Kroger frozen pizza for dinner while Becky watched some of the 90s Romeo+Juliet recorded on the DVR. She took a bit of a lie down after that and I watched a decent-but-not-super-interesting show about the nature of gravity, then I gathered my laundry from the dryer and folded it to put it away.

At around 2:30 we headed out with a very excited Giles to The Park Pet Retreat in Tucker, just up the road off of Lawrenceville Highway, not 10 minutes from us. They were having a special open-house event there and we decided to use the opportunity to socialize Giles some and to check out the place if we needed to board him there sometime. We discovered that their inside arena was not air-conditioned, though, and so would not do for Giles. He’s not super-sensitive to heat like Buddy was, but he was clearly quite hot sitting down in there, and it was only April. Maybe we’ll re-consider putting him up there over the Holidays sometime, we’ll see. In the mean time, Giles was just ecstatic to see other dogs. He smelled them and they smelled like dogs. A female dog that looked like a plump, smaller version of Giles took a shine to him, too:


Small, fat female Giles

Becky has already extensively written about the experience, but the thing that attracted us to it was their unofficial dog show. They had a number of categories, and the only one that seemed to fit Giles was Handsomest Male. Giles can’t do much, but he can be handsome. At the time we arrived he was the only one signed up in that category, but by “showtime” a half-hour or so later he was one of four. Becky brought him on into the ring and noticed some signs they use to teach dogs how to read:


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Giles was quite excited to be there and had trouble sitting down for long so the Dog Ladies running the show could inspect him. Becky tried to tell him to be handsome, though:


Judges' lineup

The girl there with the wire-haired dachshund was playing hard-ball, as she’d brought in a number of costumes for her dog as well as a grooming kit. The rest of the folks there were adults doing it just for fun. So of course she had to win, since it meant something to her and wasn’t a big deal to the rest of us. Plus, that way Giles got his “participant” loser certificate:


Giles' loser certificate

Still, ever the Tiger Dog-Parents, we told Giles that he’d failed us and he wasn’t very good at being handsome after all and that we’d send him off to the glue factory because he was such a disappointment. Later we told him we were just kidding, though.

After about an hour and a half we decided we’d had enough dog-time and so we brought Giles on back home to relax some. I called my parents, then I read for a while until we were hungry enough to get dinner. I picked us up some Lucky China from down the road, and we ate while watching a pair of Terry Jones’ Medieval Lives episodes – on the Philosopher and the Outlaw, respectively. We followed that with the first half of Dinner for Schmucks off of the DVR. We didn’t feel like watching all of it right then, though, so we turned it off in favor of this show I’d recorded called “Will We Go Extinct?” It was more about population genetics and natural selection in humans and wasn’t really at all about the future of our species, so the name was entirely misleading. It was still pretty interesting, though I think it dealt in some pretty heavy concepts and only touched upon them lightly, so I’m not sure it would have been that informative to a genetics layperson. Oh well.

When it ended we put on a Wallace and Gromit off of the Wii Netflix stream, then we retired to bed for the evening. A pretty good weekend, overall.

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Grand Re-Closing

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Monday, April 9 - I got up and walked Giles as usual, but since Becky was taking the day off to have some time to herself, she dropped me off and so I didn’t have to park. When I got in I saw some tubes taped to the lab door. I checked my email to get a note saying that the tubes were for the newly-arrived bead blender homogenizer I’d be using to process the brain tissue for the ELISA I was running with someone in another lab on the other side of the floor that day. It was good news that the blender system arrived, as it would mean less work for me to homogenize the tissue, but it did mean that I’d have to set aside all of the tubes I’d labeled on Friday and start all over again with these. That didn’t take all that long, though, and so after I got that done I set up to dissect out the brain tissue: six pieces each, based on anatomical regions, eight brains, for a total of 48 tissue samples. All of which had to be weighed first. It was tedious but nothing I’m not used to and so I chugged through it all and was ready to go by around 10:30. I brought the tissue on down the hall, then I tried to help as much as I could by loading tiny, 0.5-mm glass beads into each tube, estimating the mass of each load to be equivalent to that of the tissue. Tricky, especially considering the beads wanted to go everywhere, but not impossible. When I got it done the woman I was working with added T-PER and then let the bead blender run. It didn’t completely homogenize the tissue after one run and so she had to add more volume, then add more beads, and try again on some of the samples, as she and I both tried to figure out how best to use the machine. I grabbed my lunch very quickly during one such secondary run, but after returning a few times it was becoming clear that I was more in the way than helping by that point, so around 12:30 I gave up trying to be of any more assistance and left her to figure it out without me standing over her shoulder the whole time. I think that was best for both of us.

I read for a bit, then I booked a hotel for Becky’s mom and sister for when they’ll be here the second weekend in May. This turned out to be easier said than done as the second weekend in May is also Emory’s commencement and, consequently, there are zero rooms left at the Emory Inn and Emory Conference Center. Not that we’d want them to stay in a jam-packed-full hotel, anyway. After some hemming and hawing about it and a quick call to Becky I resolved to book them a room at the Days Inn downtown, where Becky and I stayed nearly 2 years ago on our Southeast Road Trip. It was clean and in a good area, so we agreed it would do the trick.

That done, I wrote and then posted an entry (still in the process of getting caught back up), then I booked the hotels for Days 4-6 of our upcoming road trip: in Dallas, Roswell, and Albuquerque. I finished that just in time to pick up Becky on the early side, at around 4, and to head on home from there.

Upon arriving home we noticed that Giles had used his Big Blue Monkey toy to re-create a rather macabre scene:


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Clearly observing the 18th anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s death.

I ran a decent 2.7 miles, then I settled in to have some creole chicken and pasta for dinner. Becky and I watched a Frontline off of the DVR that was about schizophrenic prisoners in Ohio while we ate. Interesting, but a bit heavy for dinner television, I think. We followed it with some of a show about historic Jesus, then Jeopardy!, then the new Mythbusters from the previous night. After that we put on a LOST from Netflix. When that ended we retired to bed and watched some old Mr. Wizard videos off of YouTube for a solid 45 minutes until we were tired enough to go to sleep.

Tuesday, April 10 - I walked Giles and got into work right on time, only to discover that the parking deck was nearly full already. Not a good sign. Fortunately it hasn’t happened again yet, but it was still troubling to think that we might have to start getting in even earlier to get a parking space. Oh well, at least it’s free.

I spent the morning writing an entry and then reading. Not exciting but it needed doing. After lunch I wrote another entry and saved it to be posted later, then I researched some hotels for the final three nights of our upcoming road trip. I read some more after that, then I watched an engaging video David Dobbs posted of a 2006 BBC special in which Stephen Fry uses his own history to discuss bipolar disorder. Not the lightest of topics but worth an hour of one’s time, I think. It ended in time for me to head out at 4:30 and to get Becky en route to the gym.

At home we had some more creole chicken and pasta for dinner. We ate while watching the Daily Show and Jeopardy!, then we gave the 10 Things You Didn’t Know series another shot with the episode about FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt. It was less-horrible than the Lincoln one but I still would hesitate to describe it as “good.” Oh well. Only a half-hour. When it ended we put on Jeopardy!, then we relaxed a while and eventually put on an Adventure Time, then the last LOST episode on the disc we had from Netflix. When that ended we headed on to bed for the night.

Wednesday, April 11 - I got up to walk Giles and I got into work, whereupon I realized that we were nearly out of medical oxygen for our rat experiments. So, I placed an order for a pair more first thing, then I posted that entry I’d written the previous day. I read for just a bit after that, then I got set up to do a rat experiment with the new batch of a half-dozen we had that had reached the appropriate size. The first one took longer than it should have to wake up, but not by a super-long margin. Still, it wasn’t an optimal result. Paul and I discussed it over lunch and, so as to figure out if time of day had any influence, decided to wait until later in the afternoon to do another. In the mean time I wrote out and saved another entry.

Sarah came by to say hello and to check in after having met with Paul. When she headed back out I dropped off the tissue I’d harvested the previous week for embedding and sectioning, I received the T-PER I’d ordered, and then I headed back into the animal facility to do another rat experiment. The course of anesthesia for this one was sort of odd, and he did come up in less time than the morning one, but he still took longer than we’d have liked. Not much longer, but enough to make us feel like we just haven’t nailed it down yet. That’s science for you, I suppose. It emerged with just enough time left for me to quickly bang through my blogs before I headed out at the normal time to pick up Becky and to head to the gym.

We had these things called “bronco burgers” for dinner. It’s a hideously stupid name for a delicous piece of meat. I only mention the name so that Becky can go back to search it if we decide to have them again and forget what they were called. Bronco burgers. I’ll stop saying that now.

We ate while watching the Daily Show and Jeopardy!, then we finished out that historic Jesus show. After that we put on the new Mad Men from Sunday night (fortunately I try to stay in a media blackout surrounding the show, which is good as a certain catchphrase riffing off of Chappelle’s Show sort of went viral), then we headed on to bed to read for a while before sleep.

Thursday, April 12 - a relatively easy morning as I walked Giles, got into work to read over coffee, posted an entry, and then got going on a rat experiment. This one, for a paradoxical change of pace, woke up too early. Ugh. At least it left me the rest of the morning to work on outlining Day 1 of our trip. After a brief break for lunch I finished it up, then I banged out the final entry needed for me to be caught all of the way up on my journal and saved it to be posted the next day. I read some Internets after that until 3 o’clock, when I met with Paul and we drove over to the School of Medicine on Emory’s main campus to go to this poster session, at which Sarah was presenting the same poster I presented at that seminar at Emory Midtown Hospital a couple of weeks earlier. A good number of VA people came to it, actually, and there were a few other posters that had some interesting research, so I’m glad I went. I left after about an hour and hoofed it back to the VA, making it back just in time to meet with Becky and to head on home.

When we got home we noticed a rather sizeable box placed in the garage. It turns out that it was a gift basket from Harry and David that my mom had sent us:


Harry and David package from Mom

Yes, that is, among other things, a two-pound ham. In the mail. “Hamogram” is my new favorite non-word.

I was not at all feeling up to going running. Becky was feeling downright under the weather, too. So, I decided we could both use a break and I walked Giles while she took a rest. When I got back we made more burgers, then we sat down to eat while watching the Daily Show and Colbert as usual. We followed that with an Adventure Time, then we headed on down to the Brewhouse Pub Avondale – formerly Avondale Arms formerly Avondale Sports Bar formerly James Joyce – for the first Trivia Night there since the three-fold name-change. While there we found out it’s closing for good in two weeks. Yeesh. What a mess. Still, it was a good time and even though it ran late as usual we managed to win first prize. Now we have to come back right away to be able to spend the winnings.

Unfortunately, when we got home we discovered that Giles had not been a Good Dog and instead had chewed up a couple of items he knew were Not for Dogs. We put him in the Corner of Shame for a couple of minutes:


The corner of shame

He does not like the corner of shame.

After cleaning up the mess he made we told him we still love him, then we went on to bed for the night.

Friday, April 13 - Giles managed to make it through the night without being more of a Bad Dog, and so we felt good leaving him be as we headed on off to work. Unfortunately, that didn’t guarantee a good morning for me as I arrived to check my email and discovered one from an acccount manager at our gas cylinder supplier saying that we had unpaid invoices and that our account was locked until they were paid. Of course, had I known about these invoices I would have paid them. And of course our account being locked meant I would not get those medical oxygen tanks I’d ordered two days earlier. I was not a happy monkey.

I read for a bit to try to cool off, then I tried to call the guy to explain what was going on. He didn’t pick up, though, and so I thought better of telling him off right away. Instead I spent nearly the rest of the morning manually entering the 14 months worth of back-invoices into Emory’s payment system. Then I sent him an email telling him off. Professional!

I booked the hotels for the last three days of our trip – in Oklahoma City, Kansas City and Memphis – and then I read until it was time for lunch. After eating I worked on the trip planner for Day 1 some more, fleshing it out with specific directions and times. That done, I examined the list of attractions Becky had come up with for our day in New Orleans and from it came up with a general game-plan for Day 2 of the trip. Becky had taken the car to head home during the day, then she came back to park at Yerkes. At 3:25 she was done with her work and so, in a change of roles, I walked over to meet her instead and she drove us on home.

Since we were back home on the early side we had some time to play out in the back yard. Wait… what’s that thing in the high brush, amongst the ivy?


Giles got lost

Surprise! It’s the Dog!


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The dog next door was, as always, fat and unamused:


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Oh well. Can’t please everyone, I suppose.

Becky still wasn’t feeling very well and so I watched a Metalocalypse and then gave Giles his walk as she took a nap. When she felt like getting up again we headed on out to Mellow Mushroom to get some dinner. Surprisingly not full of little kids, actually. To top that off, due to our pizza getting over-cooked and having to be re-made (they determined this, not us; we never even saw it), they took off both of the beers I had from the bill. More than enough compensation for having us wait 10 more minutes. I left a hefty tip to let them know that everything was just fine.

When we got back home we put on the Daily Show and Colbert, then a show from 2010 about the Westboro Baptist Church, in which they appear to be far more wary of outsiders than in the original show from 2006 that we saw a few years back (or at least before we moved to Atlanta). We followed that with Jeopardy!, then an episode of Terry Jones’ Medieval Lives about knights (or, if you will, kknnnnnniggts!) from Netflix. After that we put on a documentary off Netflix streaming about infomercial pitch men called As Seen on TV, that must have been filmed just weeks or months before Billy Mays died, as it featured him prominently but made no reference to his sudden death. When it ended we wound down the evening with a Fat Albert, then we headed on to bed. Not a huge morning ahead of us, but we had a thing or two to look forward to on the horizon that weekend.

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